Screening Providers

1. The Girl with the Perfect Photos

Her pictures were flawless. Studio lighting. Designer lingerie.

Client shows up — totally different woman. Older photos. Different body.

Lesson: updated, consistent branding matters. If she misrepresents visually, she’ll misrepresent elsewhere.

2. The Emergency Every Week Girl

She always had a story. Sick aunt. Car broke down. Rent crisis.

Client kept sending deposits to “help.” Never actually met.

Lesson: drama is a business model for some women.

3. The Condom Negotiator

Client bragged he convinced a provider to skip protection.

I told him: if she said yes to you, she said yes to others.

Lesson: if you can push her boundaries, so can everyone else. That’s not sexy. That’s risky.

4. The Double Booking Disaster

Man shows up. Another guy leaving. Awkward eye contact.

She’s rushing. Checking her phone. No presence.

Lesson: if she treats you like a time slot instead of a guest, that’s the experience you’ll get.

5. The Copy-Paste Ad

Three different cities. Same wording. Same emojis.

Client didn’t realize it was likely agency-controlled or recycled content.

Lesson: originality signals ownership. Ownership signals accountability.

6. The Review That Said “She’s Sweet But…”

One review mentioned missing money. Another hinted at manipulation.

Client ignored it because she was attractive.

Lesson: people tell on themselves in patterns.

7. The Silent Professional

No drama. Clear screening form. Clear boundaries.

Showed up prepared. Clean space. On time. Followed up respectfully.

Client became regular for years.

Lesson: boring is safe. Safe becomes luxurious.

8. The Phone Addict

During session she kept checking messages.

Client felt invisible.

Lesson: how she treats her time reflects how she values you.

9. The “Just Come Through” Car Date

No ad. No reviews. Just DMs.

Guy almost robbed.

Lesson: if there’s no digital footprint, there’s no accountability.

10. The Provider Who Ran It Like a Corporation

Branded site. Policies. Deposits structured. Cancellation terms.

Zero chaos. High repeat clientele.

Lesson: the best ones treat it like enterprise, not survival.